Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014

(Allen B. West) – I can only take credit for #10, but thought you’d get a kick out of this.

10. I’ll vote Democrat because I can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.

9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the Number One reason I’ll vote Democrat is:

1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.

[H/T AllenBWest]

‘Who’s the Real Crook?’: D’Souza Takes on Reid’s Harsh Rhetoric on Bundys

(Fox News Insider) – Conservative author and filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza hit back at Nevada Sen. Harry Reid’s harsh rhetoric against embattled rancher Cliven Bundy and his supporters.

D’Souza spoke to Megyn Kelly from the scene of the “range war” controversy on the Bundy ranch.

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Reid has dialed up his attacks on the Bundy family, claiming repeatedly that the Bundy patriarch “doesn’t pay his taxes.” The latest attacks from Reid come in the wake of the senator calling Bundy, his family and supporters “domestic terroristD’Souza told Kelly that the scene on the ranch was like something out of an old Western. “The real question is: Who’s the real crook? Who’s really fanning the flames and tensions?” D’Souza said.

“Terrorism is when you target innocent civilians, and when you call people ‘domestic terrorists,’ you’re almost implying that they should be targeted and killed,” D’Souza said.

“This is very inflammatory and, I think, irresponsible rhetoric from Harry Reid, and the people here are very angry about it.”

D’Souza told Kelly that small children on the ranch had taken to wearing name tags bearing the words “domestic terrorist” as a form of protest against Reid’s remarks, and pointed out the bizarre juxtaposition the name tags represent.

“When you look at an all-American kid with a ‘domestic terrorist’ sign, you begin to see the preposterousness of what is really going on here,” D’Souza said.

[H/T FoxNewsInsider]